Always A Bridesmaid - I Love You, You’re Perfect, Now Change
Posted on May 30, 2009 under off broadway shoes |
Brittany performs her first version of Always A Bridesmaid from the Broadway Musical “I love you, You’re Perfect, Now Change.” She performed this piece numerous times and in this instance it was during a Drama Show in 2006. She prepared this piece for the District Drama Competition where she recieved a superior for her performance.
Well, I’ve walked down the aisle
As much as Liz Taylor
But I’ve always stood off to the side
Each bride has me dressed
In a gown I detest
Always a bridesmaid, never a bride.
For Caitlin, I wore satin
Which I looked really fat in.
Then again, you should have seen her man Ken;
All those calories he logged up
Til his arteries clogged up
He died on the couch watching ESPN.
Too many weddings, too many dresses
That all make my hips look so wide.
Not a gown I’d reuse
Ditto the matching shoes;
Always a bridesmaid
Never a bride.
For Tabitha, I wore taffetta
You should never people laugh at ya
But I had a hunch her marriage was doomed.
The groom tried to stroke me
While we danced the Hokey Pokey
They divorced before the honeymoon.
Once my gown was velourish
Made me look kind of whorish
But my best friend Delores
Was never quite sane
She shot her new mister
Cuz he bedded her sister
He’s not dead, but now he walks like John Wayne.
Too many weddings, too many dresses,
That all make my hips look so wide
My friends can’t ess
A man or a dress
Always a bridesmaid
Never a bride.
When I look in my closet,
There’s a rainbow deposit
Of gowns so grotesque that I groan
All those husbands are gone,
But those dresses live on,
Even moths seem to leave them alone.
Too many weddings, too many messes
But at least I’ve hung on to my pride.
I’ve lived life alone, but the terms are my own.
Always a bridesmaid, (thank you Lord!)
Never a bride!
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May 30th, 2009 at 6:16 am
That girl is HOTT!
That girl is HOTT!
May 30th, 2009 at 6:16 am
Thank you for the …
Thank you for the compliment! If you happened to notice a lot of the videos I’ve posted of Brittany are of her doing more classical and operatic pieces. When Brittany was encouraged to do this song she decided that it would be a good idea to expand her repertoire but she was nervous none the less because she was comfortable with classical music because that was her focus. So, your compliment is very much appreciated and I will pass it on to her! I’m glad that the lyrics helped you out too!
May 30th, 2009 at 6:16 am
that was really …
that was really good I want to get the lyrics oh wait I just found out their in the description bravo