George W. Bush shoe attack remix (With more gif images)

Posted on Jul 18, 2009 under es shoes | 25 Comments

More gif images from George W. Bush shoe attack

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Santana DVX (Featuring E40)

Posted on May 04, 2009 under carlos santana shoes | No Comment

Track #2

Lyrics -

What is that, Cristal?
No!
Dom P?
Hell no! This is that Carlos Santana champagne!
Oh , Santana DVX? That’s my joint!
Mine too but a lot of these busters don’t know about it.
Well, let’s tell these ers!

As a kid, I used to lay awake and think
When was Santana gonna make a drink?
But now I’m all grown and my dream came true
Santana champagne, from him to you

From the heart of Napa Valley and the guitar king
Comes the sparkling wine to make a blind man sing
Yo it’s the champagne, from the man with the bandana
I can’t stand a flute with anything but Santana

What’s the first name in champ? It’s Carlos
And to that man, I propose a toast
In the sixties he had lots of freebie sex
Now he’s gettin’ down with the DVX

Excuse me, fellas, am I to understand that Carlos Santana has made a champagne?
That’s right, er! Here, try it.
Alright. Awwwwwwwwww !

I feel alive for the first time
Each sip hits my lips like a landmine
Without Carlos in my life, I was living a lie
He makes his guitar weep, but his champagne cry

He’s a southwest, tie wearing bolo champ
Comin’ straight out the box with a bowl o’champ

Yo he’s a beast with the sugar and yeast
Mixed in a pot
Like the way his releases mix jazz, blues, and pop

And the source of fusion
He’s lady’s shoe producin’
Plus he teamed with Rob Thomas for a music revolution

On the seventh day it’s been said God rests
But on the eighth day he made the DVX!

Gentlemen, gentlemen what is all the hub-bub about?

Carlos Santana?!

That’s right, I see you es is enjoying my sparkling wine.

We certainly are.

Well be careful because this will get you ed up!
(Bitch!)

I’m like no other, one of a kind, my sparkling wine
Santana DVX make you wanna have sex
I’m rich , I’m having my chips
Get laid all the time, by seventies chicks
Won a Grammys, es throw me their panties
I’m probably your daddy, I probably nutted in your mammy
I’m a Bay boy, city life, been around the corner
Try to play me foul and my vipers gon’ run up on ya
A legend, a boss, that’s what I are
Accidental pimp, trying to be killin’ the guitar
Old enough to know better, but young enough to not care
I get actin’, might slap a with my hair
Left coast, up top, I bang that
My sparkling wine’ll pop Cristal on her lip
Can’t stop, won’t stop getting my bread
Packed arenas and coliseums, now watch me shred

Oh Carlos Santana!

A monkey drank a bottle and learned to speak
A squid drank a bottle and became a freak
A lion drank a bottle and forgot how to growl
A horse drank a bottle, and ed a cow

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Bush Comes Under Shoe Attack in Baghdad

Posted on May 04, 2009 under es shoes | 25 Comments

Hero president George W. Bush placed his own life at risk today by visiting an Iraqi office, where he came under heavy shoe fire.

This is the least he can get from Iraq people, as he totally changes their life forever with his stupid and barbaric policies

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Justin Simpson - Croc Shoes (Rooster T. Feathers)

Posted on Mar 07, 2009 under croc shoes | 1 Comment

Justin Simpson makes no apologies for his opinion on Croc shoes (on Adults). Recorded from his December 17, 2008 performance at the Rooster T. Feathers Comedy Club in Sunnyvale, California.

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Shoes 2009

Posted on Feb 21, 2009 under shoes | 25 Comments

This guy sells some shoes and it’s awesome.

Sorry if you’re one of the few people who has already seen this, I had to re-edit it with original music for copyright reasons. Enjoy!

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Your new best friend,
Greg

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Shoes

Posted on Jan 31, 2009 under shoes | 25 Comments

http://liamshow.com This is the shoes video without the skit at the beginning.

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Shoes the Full Version

Posted on Jan 31, 2009 under shoes | 25 Comments

http://liamshow.com directed by liam kyle sullivan
get it on iTunes:
http://ax.phobos.apple.com.edgesuite.net/WebObjects/MZStore.woa/wa/browserRedirect?url=itms%253A%252F%252Fax.phobos.apple.com.edgesuite.net%252FWebObjects%252FMZStore.woa%252Fwa%252FviewAlbum%253Fi%253D195692680%2526id%253D195692582%2526s%253D143441

Duration : 0:4:0

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